IgnoramusBook - 2014
"When your parents name you Aldo Valentine Zelnick because you were born on February 14th, you know you've got a boyhood of Valentine's misery ahead. But this year when my 11th birthday rolled around, I decided to pretend Valentine's Day didn't exist. At my party there would be no pink, no hearts, no girls, no dancing, and no romance of any kind, thank you very much. Instead us dudes would shoot bows and arrows, wrestle, feast on hot wings, and play video games. It would be the best. Birthday. Ever. Only trouble is, my friend-who-happens-to-be-a-girl, Bee, wanted to be invited, and then she got a hold of this sketchbook, and then...welp, I guess you'll have to read it to learn the inconceivable ending"--P.  of cover.
Publisher: Fort Collins, Colorado : Bailiwick Press, ©2014
Branch Call Number: OCEANAK
Characteristics: 151 pages : illustrations, map ; 24 cm