This Book Is Not Good for YouBook - 2009
In this tooth-rotting adventure, Cass's mom has been kidnapped by the evil dessert chef and chocolatier, Señor Hugo! The ransom...the legendary tuning fork. Can Cass and Max-Ernest find the magical instrument before it's too late? Will they discover the evil secret ingredient to Señor Hugo's chocolate success?
If you're tempted, take a taste, but just remember...this book is not good for you.
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blue_owl_15 thinks this title is suitable for between the ages of 10 and 14
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Cassandra's mom has just been kidnaped! Now Cass, Max-Ernest and Yogi have to find Cass's mom, the tuning fork and stop the midnight sun from finding the secret!
Cass's mother is kidnapped by Señor Hugo because Cass has the ultimate chocolate making tool, the tuning fork. Cass and her friends have to go into the rainforest in the zoo to save her mother and the tuning fork from getting into the wrong hands.
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I'm not anti-vanilla, just pro-chocolate. I wanted to make that clear far all the villains, oops! I'm sorry, I mean vanillains, out there.
You know who you are.
I had it originally and more accurately called it THIS BOOK IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE FOR YOU, but my publishers were afraid the title would scare away readers away. They wanted to call it THIS BOOK IS GOOD FOR YOU. I was only able to slip in the NOT at the last moment when they weren't looking.